so my dog’s name is noodles and i like to mess around with his name so one time i yelled nipples and he came over to me so i said to my dad “hey dad, noodles responds to nipples” and he said “yes honey, most boys do” and i swear i haven’t been the same since
This is my cat Tiki. I’ve had her for around a year now. My mum found her dumped by the side of the road, and gave her to me after my third suicide attempt. Shes become my best friend, and the best cat I’ve ever had. Every time I go to self harm, she does this. She puts her paw over my wrist and refuses to move it until I pat her and say “Im okay tiki, mummas okay”. Whenever I’m crying, she’ll hopp into bed with me, settle in the crook of my arm, and put her head under my chin until I stop crying. Shes such a darling little thing and idk if I’d be able to function like a normal human being if I didn’t have her. I dont expect this to get a lot of notes, I just wanted everyone of my followers to know that I have the best kitty in the world and I fucking adore her and love her with all my heart ♡
If that isn’t the worst rape face you’ve ever seen on a fruit, I don’t know what is.
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird
birb must spin
all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water